So you're saying it's tax deductible?

Tiger's bike got stolen. I'm tempted to put a sad face here, but if I start using emoticons in my blog, all is lost.

He reported it to the police and got a ride in the back of a cop car. He asks me,

"Have you ever ridden in the back of a cop car?"

"No." That's the right answer right?

I tell my co-workers. One asks,

"How'd it happen?"

"He didn't lock it."

"Then it didn't get stolen, he donated it."

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