A compliment from a man is nice, but a compliment from a woman is better and a compliment about my ass from a black woman is best.
It's a busy Friday night and I ask a black couple if they want another round. The woman leans over the bar to get closer to me. She says,
"You are making me want to buy a pair of Levis."
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you ought to make a porn video
ReplyDeletea) what would it definitely have?
b) what would it definitely NOT have?
a) I'm not sure.
ReplyDeleteb) No animals.
Was she checking you out???
ReplyDeleteIt's hard to say, considering I was bent over with my back to her. ;)
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