A dirty-old man and more

I have a regular who presses me for entertaining stories. I always tell him sex-related escapades. I assumed he preferred those. Yes, it may be because I prefer those. Last night he asks,

"You don't have any stories to tell me?"

"I don't have anything sex related."

"Tell me anything. I have other facets to my personality you know. I'm not just a dirty-old man."

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