I need to lick you to see if we click

There were two first dates at the bar last night. There were probably more than that, but two were blog worthy.

The first is a middle-aged couple. Within minutes of meeting, the guy says to the woman,

"I think it's impossible to get to know someone over the phone, you have to kiss them."

"Yes!" She starts clapping. Moments later they're making out.

A guy in a suit comes in. I check his ID, twenty-four-years old. A woman in her forties joins him. Perhaps this is a business meeting. He tells her,

"You look thinner than your photos."

Nope. Not business. I assume she looked forty-five? They order tequila shots. They start licking salt off of each other's bodies.

It's dinner time at a neighborhood restaurant in Cambridge, MA. I've got a forty-something woman and a twenty-something guy doing body shots.

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