Everything I know about vodka thanks to Chelsea Handler

I thought my days of writing book reports were over, but I spoke too soon.

My restaurant has decided that it's a good idea to educate everyone about alcohol. The bar is going to give a series of talks so everyone can learn what liquor is. I thought that was what the holiday party is for.

I'm expected to give a talk. How long can I talk about everyone's favorite cocktail, Jess' Juice Box? It turns out I need to pick a specific liquor and focus on that. I ask my bar manager,

"What's the easiest one?"

"Vodka."

"I'll take it."

I do some googling. Ah ha! I knew I'd read a book about this: Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea. I'll just read an excerpt from that.

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